The Real Outbreak

So heres the drama unfold, today is the Official RMIT's Orientation and so I decided to wake up crazily early and excitedly putting on my finest clothing and accessories. As i head out,I walk like a model on a runway to the bustop not failing to attract some eyes at me haha. Lonely uncle looking at me, lol. Maybe they are...ughm... nvm.

Ok enough of my Vajaja monolouge. Heres the thing, as i reached my school I was told that the Orientation was cancelled !!!!!


WTF !!!

I was speechless, are they kidding me ? I woke up so early to go there and all I got was tempreature taking.....

They further explained to me that it was due to the H1n1 flu so they decided to cancel the orientation...zzz and they even never call me nor sms me lor !!

I was dissapointed as I even make an effort to dress up. The orientation's theme is Outbreak, you know like those zombies or disease outbreak and never knew the real flu outbreak happened zzz. So what can i say ?

Great, so orientation cancelled, so no more making friends and stuff.

Sigh.....project group how ?? !!!!

And also Refund ! Refund ! Refund ! they promised to refund the $20 to us.

RAWrrrrrrr.....how annoying !

At least I make one new friend, his name is Leonard, I think he is army guy as he looks dark dark and those tone arms and muscular.....and he's in my class. You know those army guy kinda cool and cold. We didn't talk much though, maybe he thought i was those crazy dressed up 'GINA' lol.

Whatever ~ Piss off with the orientation !

Jizz In My Pants

Well at first, I thought is some lame rap song. However, it turns out to be a funny videos. Its one of those 'good to laugh for' music videos. This vids has more than 52 millions views !

Its preposterous ! But actually its quite funny la...

Sigh, these few days I'm totally jinx. You know you're bad luck when you have a series of unfortunate events keep on coming at you......

Hopefully it will be a better day tomorrow......

At least this 'cumming' video cheer me up a little.

Featured news: Spot the F***ing Difference !

As you read the Staits Times newspaper today, there is this article on how the school in beach road offering fake RMIT degree ! how preposterous and atrocious it was ! It will only tarnish the reputation and the credibility of RMIT's degree.

The current degree;bachelor of business I'm currently going to pursue is also from RMIT University le ! shit, next time I'm sure people will be like more stringent and check and check....anwyay, there is nothing to be afraid of if it is the real genuine degree !

Furthermore, as you read along, the students actually don't know that the school is cheating their $$$, they paid the $12,000 to be exact and in one year, they get their degree and of course the victims/students thought it was a real degree as usually those fake degree only cost couple of hundreds dollars.

Cheaters ! cheaters ! hands on fire ! Moreover, the school's founder actually have interesting reasons to defend himself and claiming that he is the victims too ! how convinient !

All right people, Let us spot the difference !

This is the FAKE-BAKED RMIT Degree !

See the Gold Color and the signature? that is fake ! fake ! fake ! and apprently there is reported spelling errors ! LOL

Lets see the genuine, real-meal RMIT Degree !

See all fonts in black color and the curly signature? this is the real ones !

There is this woman who actually go sleepless because she's scared her boss found out that she got the fake degrees lol !

Furtheremore, there is this woman who plans to quit her high-paying job after discovered that the degrees she got is the fake ones ! whoa, she must have a lot of integrity and honesty in her ! High-paying le, I think many people will be keeping mum as 'silence is golden' eh ! ? But then again there are actually honest people around. Good for you lady !

Funny thing is that, even with the fakes ones people actually get away with it, they are actually employed and worse one is that they get high wages !

Be vigilant, be wise !

I come out with my own techniques or so to say to prevent from being scam, (totally not guaranteed)

You know there is a higher chance of you getting a fake degree when.......

1. There is no examination required in your school.

2. You never see any Ang Moh lecturers from RMIT lecturing you.

3. School days are only twice a week.

4. The principle or chairman always avoid you and excuse himself when you started asking questions about the credibility of the school.

5. School projects 'any-o-how-do' also can pass with flying colors.

6. Attandance is not compulsory for most school sessions.

7. When there is a chop of 'MADE IN CHINA' at the back of the certificate.

8. When the school fees is 80% off because due to the Singapore Great Sale.......

(Pictures via http://www.straitstimes.com/ and for more info on the article : school sells fake degree visit Straitstimes)

Drag me to......School

Well, today was the enrolment program and gazillions of students vanish into thin air even before the program ends. The library woman was like....speechless, man. She said: so you guys gonna leave or coming back again? Nope, nobody even care to reply her lol. Everyone was busy rushing towards the exit.

There's like 100 over students in my class lor and I only know 1 girl.How sad lol!
Actually, I was looking at this cool boy, man, er..boy-man, hard to tell, he looks like those army boy(Spelled 'big and muscled arms').

Anyway, i was trying to get to know him and make friends, but of course i was replied with those monotonous and cold tone kind of voice. He's obviously a loner kind of guy, can tell you know....he sits alone and stuff. Blea~ he's applied for the Orientation that held on 30th of June. Maybe he is more friendly by-then, hooo-ho once a slut always a slut. Don't blame me man, i was trying to get to know more friends...zzz.

I'm going for the orientation too, Zi ping and i are lonely and desperate to make new friends and obviously the main motive is the group project members! hopefully I can recruit the more talented and not lazy types. Hopefully man ~ otherwise group projects marks will be shiteous. The price of making friends? $20 for the orientation fee (that spelled 'gold-digger' to me) and its starts from 8;30 AM to 9;00 PM ! WTF!!????

apparently, there's those stupid games and bonding games ! I'm gonna faint straight away....gosh ~ do you need that long hours to make new 'friends'? Freshman Orientation? I'm actually not looking forward towards that day.

One more thing though, I realised that there are different types of people in my class, there is this woman who brings her husband and son into the class lol and there is actually mature working man and woman, are they 30+ ?

In addition, I find that there are really a lot of 'chio-bu' in my class, that thick make-up suprisingly looks good on them. I wondered if they look as good if the make-up was removed? Anyway, there was sure good-looking people around. They are all actually looking pretty expensive though, branded bags, etc. you know what i mean.


There is one girl that 'look' like this one:

Hold your magic-stick guys: I said one of them 'LOOK' - like, so don't get your hopes too high ! lol.

Pictorial Exclusive: Diploma Graduation

So here it comes, all my life i have been waiting for the moment like these. Of course happiness is only real when it is shared isn't it ? My both parents are attending my graduation ! I was like shock too, especially my father, he's a busy man. Thanks mama ! Thanks papa !

Who's the fairest of all: My mum and me :)

Daddy's little boy: my dad and me :)

Finally my turn: Shaking hand with the guy (he's a professor or something)

Ceremony ended: Hurraayyyy ! time to the devour the foods

Food Affair: Graduates feasting on the feast ! (where's all the cute waiter or waitress?)

Toast to you, toast to me: excitingly gulping down the free orange juices ! haha

Thumbs up: There's plenty of food including sushi, laksa, carrot cakes and....chicken wing? ( who would serve chicken wings in a formal ceremony? ) ...rolls* eyes

The aftermath: Tranny mess on the table and i managed to steal the otak into my bag. haha

Teddy love: Mommy bought me a cute teddy bear...awww so cute ! ( I'm the only one who has so much accessories on my hands)

Threesome is awesome: Taking photos with other graduands. Congrats you guys !

Fishy situation: Taking picture with the koi fishes, see my radiant face? facial is the key ! haha

Crispy suit alert: My friend and me ( I think she's from europe or something, i don't know either)

Bye-bye: Taking my fresh from the oven diploma cert and vanish into the taxi~

A BIG thank you: Thank you to those who have helped me all along, thank you Dad, Mum, sis, Michael, Chris, Mr. Yeow, Ms..er...i forgot her name -- my econs teacher, my tuition agent and all my friends ! thank you, you guys !

I spread my wings and learn how to fly but i won't forget the places i come from and those who have helped me.

Thank you once again, Stef is happy as i've been anticipating a day like this to come !

Home Sweet Home ?

First of all, sorry for not blogging in like 1 months. You know, back there they connection ain't that good and of course i'm busy doing lots of things.

Back in medan, i only had a few things that i really want to do - doing javanese massages, get my vitamins enriched facials, stock up my 'stocks' and not to forget to run errands for my friends.

Also, more shopping and shopping and even more shopping and of course there are gazzilions of foods to be devoured. I think i gained like 5 kg even though i gained only 2 kg. I think Chris will call me his favourite word ' FAT' 'FAT' 'FAT'.

I don't know why i don't enjoy this trip back to Medan that much. Perhaps I'm sick several times or is it i'm missing my adopted hometown, Singapore? probably i'm so used to living here......i've been here since i was a young little boy.

Despite all that relaxing and shopping, i know that its only the artificial Medan. The real city of Medan is.......

The people is working hard...for money in order to survive, no matter how little the amount is.

It is a very hard thing to put yourself in other people's shoes, unless you really feel what they felt.

PS: Chris your stuff ready to be collected, Nald your stuff ready for collection too